A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
Thedriver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on thefootpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said:"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared me!".
The passenger apologized and said,"I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.
"The driver replied,"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my 1st day as a cabdriver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years."
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